27 Apr

20 Hilarious Quotes From Shit Entrepreneurs Say Videos

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In the last six months, we saw the trend for creating “Sh*t People Say” video memes and it already has covered almost every corner of the human experience.
Some videos are ridiculous and some are damn hilarious. Even Entrepreneurs are not left behind in this video meme series.

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The first video for ‘Shit Entrepreneurs Say‘ was created by virtual phone system Grasshopper and after that we’ve seen many additions to the list.
Here’s the list of Top 20 Hilarious Quotes from ‘Shit Entrepreneurs Say’ Video Memes:

1) So, I quit my job…

2) It’s like Groupon, but only bigger!

3) All we need is like 1 or 2% of the market & we are billionaires.

4) Connect it to Facebook, and viral spread. BOOM, BOOM!

5) Get like a billion people on the website. Throw up some advertisements. Bop, bop!

6) I have not slept in 3 days.

7) I know that investors are just waiting to steal my idea.”

8 ) I know you don’t invest in X, but we are the exception.”

9) Hurry up because other investors are about to do deal with us.”

10) No one else can do what we are doing.”

11) “All those investors who turned us down just don’t get it.”

12) “We already filed patents so our intellectual property is protected.”

13) We are looking for rockstar developers & coding ninjas”

14) “We are changing the world”

15) “We are not concerned about profit, it is only revenue that matters.”

16) We are doing great. We have tripled revenue from last month. [ yeah, we made nothing last month.]

17) I can’t pay you but what if I give you 2% of the company.

18) I can’t tell you anymore until you sign the NDA.

19) I would totally IPO on her face.

20) “We are fucked. It’s all over.”

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13 Sep

5 things Entrepreneurs should learn from Indian Movies


1) Impossible is just a word: Have you seen an Indian Movie where one man can beat 200-odd people & his never say die attitude.

Well this attitude can be adopted in the business too. If your venture is not going in the positive direction & facing a seasonal or recessional setback, just remember to always keep going & assess every possibility which can make you a winner. It takes a very strong will to stand & keep going but heroes always does.

2) “Everything will be okay in the end. if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.” [ Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost]: It is completely true in the business sense also. If your first venture didn’t go as planned, don’t feel sad & get up.

Most of the successful businessmen didn’t make it big in the first attempt itself. They have learned the hard way.
As they say, ” Every time you make a mistake, that means there’s one fewer mistake between you and success.”

3) Let’s get back together: Before going on a Mission Impossible, a hero always forms a team with the right set of skills & talent which is needed to accomplish the task.
Well in order to built a successful venture, you also need right set of people with right kind of skills working with you who are as much dedicated as you to make your dreams turn into reality.

4) Build good relations with people around you: Why you find all the people in the movie ready to help the hero. Just because he always helped people around him with a genuine interest in solving their problems.
A business is also built on good relationships.

If you are able to forge strong relationships with the people around you, you have won half the battle.
If you have helped these people whenever they needed you, they will be glad to help you in your business.
As they say, it’s always better to have 50 friends than $50.

5) Find Your Slogan: You will find signature moves of various Indian Heroes that people remember for ages.
You should also find a slogan that is catchy & unique and can be easily associated with your business.
This way you would be able to built a brand image in the minds of your customers.

“Spread the word by sharing it with your friends.”

Also Read:
Things you won’t learn in school or college- Quotes from Entrepreneurs
There are no accidents – Mark Zuckerberg Inspirational Story
Steve Jobs – An artist who changed the world
11 Business Ideas within your budget

02 Aug

Things you won’t learn in school or college- Quotes from Entrepreneurs

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Though school or college is the best learning phase for a person but still there are many things which you won’t learn in school or college. Here we have prepared a list of great advices given by Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg at different speeches in High School.

Bill Gates in a speech at Mt. Whitney High School in Visalia, California:

Rule 1– Life is not fair – Get used to it.

Rule 2-
The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you can feel good about yourself.

Rule 3- If you think that your teacher is really tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 4- You are not going to make Rs. 25,00,000 per year right out of your college. You won’t be a president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 5-
Life is not divided into semesters like your college. You will not get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you “FIND YOURSELF”. Do that on your own time.

Rule 6– Television, Internet and video games are NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to their jobs.

Rule 7– Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8– Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life will not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.

Rule 9– If you are messed up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 10– Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 11– Always Be nice to nerds. There are chances that you’ll end up working for one of them.

Mark Zuckerberg’s Speech to Eighth Graders at Belle Haven:

Advice 1
– Everything that is worth doing is pretty hard and takes lot of hard work. Success is not about a single moment, it’s about years and years of hard work and practice. There are no shortcuts in life.

Advice 2- Focus on building great friendships and relationships with the people you trust. Lot of things you guys will try to do are hard, so you always need some people around who knows you well and always there to support you and to say that you can do this. These strong relationships helps you to build awesome things.

Advice 3- Do what you love. It is very easy to achieve awesome things if you really love doing that thing.

Whoever wrote these things is very wise and knows lot of things about life and entrepreneurs. Remember to note all these points to lead a successful life.

“Spread the word by sharing it with your friends.”

Do Read:
Steve Jobs – An artist who changed the world
There are no accidents – Mark Zuckerberg Inspirational Story

28 Jul

Find out the “Secrets to Success” [ Video ]


Eric Thomas is a renown motivational speaker, educator, author, activist & minister. Check out this Inspirational video in which ET share his secrets to success with MSU students. Success does not come easily as it seems. It requires hard work, passion and hundred per cent dedication from your side. All these successful entrepreneurs like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg did not achieve success overnight. They have worked day and night to reach at the position where they are today. Visit his website to buy the DVD of “Secrets to Success” and to know more about him: http://etthehiphoppreacher.com/